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foxy thumbs

lolapathy: also, i googled her number and it didnt bring anything up
lolapathy: like, literally 0 pages
lolapathy: i typically get the shit like, ohio cell phone, pay to find more etc etc
re5etsmyth: what is the number?
lolapathy: who cuts your hair? you're adorable! call me 'm kaite 8849 5555
re5etsmyth: thats not the right number of numbers
lolapathy: woah
lolapathy: i just realized that..
lolapathy: oh goodness.
lolapathy: it looks like its going to be 849 5555
re5etsmyth: well there you go
re5etsmyth: maybe she has toe thumbs
re5etsmyth: like megan fox
re5etsmyth: http://wfnx.com/blogs/sandbox/megan%20fox%20toe%20thumbs.jpg
lolapathy: thats gross!!
re5etsmyth: toe thumbs.
lolapathy: :/
re5etsmyth: just make sure you get a look
lolapathy: i will
re5etsmyth: as soon as you meet her demand to thumb wrestle before anything else
lolapathy: ahahahahahahhaha
lolapathy: she wont suspect a thing
re5etsmyth: she wont if she doesnt have toe thumbs.

“ I think dandies are the hipsters of yesteryear.

— Neal, while atom was attempting to classify me as either a dandy or a hipster. We determined it was both (or “dipster”).

“ There needs to be a service that accepts live mice in the mail.

— Atom, regarding non-lethal mouse traps, and what to do with the mice afterwards.

“ We got bushes that attract more bees than you’ve seen in your life! You want ‘em?

— Atom, guessing at how the bushes outside our office came to be.

“ I’ve drunk a lot tonight. Drank. Drinked. Shut up, I speak more languages than you.

— Elena, after having drinked quite a bit.

Me: Look at those clouds. It looks like a dog being chased by a bear with a dwarf on its back riding backwards.
atom: It's going to rain.

Atom: this bitch has no idea what she is in for
Atom: got reservations at a fancy restaurant, where there will be flowers WAITING AT THE TABLE
Atom: internet +1

atom: just ate a big plate of shrimp
Lauren: eating most delicious coneys. they actually came out pretty good second day
atom: my farts smell like a dead vagina
Lauren: YUM
atom: pervert.
Lauren: you're the worst
Lauren: and i don't like you anymore
atom: haha
Lauren: it was an unfortunate scrolling of words
Lauren: i am going to close the window
Lauren: and reopen
Lauren: as to avoid seeing those words again

mdrb2k: i'm going to say something, and then i want you to let your imagination run wild
mdrb2k: tattoo-point-oh
mdrb2k: eh? EH?!
mdrb2k: agile socially networked tattoo crowdsourcing
[Tyler signed off]